Introducing... The 2010 GM (Government Motors) OBAMA
SPECIAL FEATURES: * This car runs on a lot of hot air, plenty of BS and loads of broken promises. * It's three unbalanced wheels are designed to speed the driver through tight left turns. * This deluxe model comes equipped with twin mounted teleprompters programmed to enable occupants to talk their way out of any violations. * The transparent roof shows the smiles (make that smirks) of the suckers...er, owners. * Comes in S, M , L, XL and 2X. * It won't get you to work, but, heck, there aren't any jobs anyway. ENJOY!!