Thursday, October 29, 2009

Picture Perfect!


This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty, No Matter HOW It Comes Out!!

Queen Michelle: Movin' On UP!!



Michelle Obama does not get paid to serve as the First Lady, and doesn't perform any official duties. But this hasn't deterred her from hiring an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to her every whim and to satisfy her every request in the midst of the Great Recession. Just think, Mary Lincoln was taken to task for purchasing china for the White House during the Civil War. And Mamie Eisenhower had to shell out the salary for her personal secretary.

How things have changed! If you're one of the tens of millions of Americans facing certain destitution, earning less than subsistence wages stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart or flipping McDonald's cheeseburgers, prepare to scream and then come to realize that the benefit package for those servants of Miz Michelle are the same as members of the national security and national defense departments, and the bill for these assorted lackeys is paid by John Q. Public. The names are irrelevant. It's the MONEY that really matters here. The money American taxpayers are shelling out so that Michelle can live like a queen.It's like telling them, "Eat cake!"

Here's a rundown of the First Lady's personal staff:

1. $172,200 - Chief of Staff
2. $140,000 - Deputy Assistant to the President & Director of Policy and Projects
for the First Lady
3. $113,000 - Special Assistant to the President & White House Social Secretary
4. $102,000 - Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications
for the First Lady
5. $100,000 - Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff for
the First Lady
6. $90,000 - Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady
7. $84,000 - Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady
8. $75,000 - Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady
9. $70,000 - Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady
10. $65,000 - Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary
11. $64,000 - Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary
12. $62,000 - Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator for the
First Lady
13. $60,000 - Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady
14. $57,500 - Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady
15. $52,500 - Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary to the First Lady
16. $50,000 - Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aid to the
First Lady
17. $45,000 - Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady
18. $43,000 - Deputy Associate Director, Social Office
19. $40,000 - Executive Assistant to the Chief of Staff to the First Lady
20. $36,000 - Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary
21. $35,000 - Staff Assistant
22. $35,000 - Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady

NOTE: This does not include a make up artist and "First Hairstylist," both of whom traveled aboard Air Force One to Europe.

Grand Total ANNUALLY, ladies and gentlemen: $1,559,200

There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady's social life. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary only had three; Jackie Kennedy one; Laura Bush one; and prior to Mamie Eisenhower, social help came from the President's own pocket.

(C) 2009 Canada Free Press

Yeah, I know. The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist. Sorry, America!

Where Were You When They Were Still Alive???


HOW MANY MORE WILL HIS INDECISION KILL????

Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Fallability of The King



A true leader appreciates the fact--yes FACT--that every word that escapes from his lips is not--NOT--indisputable. Sticks-n-stones, PrezBO!! Name-calling those who disagree with you shows your social insecurity and your leadership immaturity. Your delusions of grandeur are making a fool out of you. Worse yet, those sycophant lackeys who worship you do not provide you a credible validation. You need to embrace your enemies rather than lambaste them, insult them. Acknowledge the fact that yours is not necessarily or even logically the only way. Just because you say it, doesn't make it so. Your motto must be, "either agree with me or be wrong." Well, it is YOU who is wrong. Sad consequence of your erroneous ideations is that there is a nation of citizens who are unwitting, undeserving victims. Those who are hellbent on going down with you are well within their rights to follow you into oblivion. I, for one, am not willing to blindly succumb to sickness of socialist smoke and mirrors, lies and fascist fanaticism. Our Founding Fathers are turning over in their graves!!

Now We Know Obama's Problem!!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Paying Taxes Must Be a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy


I'm seriously considering abandoning my Republican roots and becoming a democrat so I won't have to pay my taxes either!!