Monday, August 31, 2009

I DIDN'T PUT HIM UP THERE!!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher whose hand had been caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.'"

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on tip, that's a 'post turtle.'"

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself; he doesn't belong up there; he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there in the first place."

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Ain't THAT The Truth!!

Right! Bush has class, integrity, morals, transparency, honesty, sincerity, trust...

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

'Sticks & Stones' of Horrendous Health Care Reform

Typical liberal tactic: If you can't get them to blindly fall for your sneaky scheme, call 'em names! Hey, lady, takes one to know one, huh?! Here's what you're actually saying: "I am what I say YOU are!!"

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

YOU Be The Judge!!

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd be overly generous by giving him a -85! The economy's screwed! The national financial system is screwed! The auto industry's screwed! The housing industry's screwed! The future of health care is screwed! Our armed forces are screwed! Our ability to protect our borders is screwed! The sanctity of traditional marriage is screwed! Any and all progress made to date on racial neutrality is stupidly screwed! Capitalism is screwed! Am I making my point here??? WE'RE SCREWED!! And we've got at least 3.5 more years of getting screwed to go!!! Got Vaseline??!!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The New True Face of Socialism

Art imitating life? Truth in advertising? It is what it is!!