Thursday, June 18, 2009

The 2009 Obamamobile!!

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Probably gets lousy gas milage, too!!

THE FOOLS ARE ONLY FOOLING THEMSELVES!

Statistics (and the media that twist them to pander to the liberal lunacy) are like politics...make that politicians. They lie. They cheat. They steal. If this story is true, then there are way too many Americans out there who have lost their minds, their hearts, and what used to be the soul of the United States of America. God help us ALL!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Money For NOTHIN'!!!



Absolutely the funniest joke ever......ON US!!!

* Let it sink in.

* Quietly we go like sheep to slaughter.

Does anybody out there have any memory of the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY...during the Carter Administration?

* Anybody?

* Anything?

* No?

* Didn't think so!

Bottom line: we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency...the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember.

Ready???????

It was very simple…and at the time everybody thought it very appropriate...

The 'Department of Energy' was instituted on 8-04-1977 TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh?????

AND NOW IT'S 2009, 32 YEARS LATER...

AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENT IS A WHOPPING $24.2 BILLION A YEAR!!

IT HAS:

* 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY

* 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES

AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE:

* We’re more dependent on foreign oil than ever before

* Attempts at alternative energy sources have produced absolutely nothing

THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND ASK, 'WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?'

Ah, yes, good ole bureaucracy…

And NOW we are going to turn the Banking System, Health Care & the Auto Industry over to them???!!

Money isn’t everything. And the way we’re heading, it’s being sucked out of our pockets faster than we can earn it, and spiraling into a vast black hole that’s paying for political programs that do don’t even look good on paper, succeed in doing nothing but perpetuating themselves and that will end up consuming us all in the long run.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Suppose You Woke Up To Reality and No Media Came???

This is what Chicago is saying about their homeboy's ability to run our country. Notice that this event was not acknowledged by the mainstream media!!

















HONK! If You Realize We're DOOMED!!












Thursday, June 4, 2009

Bitter Pill from "Doctor" Obama

John is 63 years old and owns his own business. He is a life-long Republican and sees his dream of retiring next year is now all but gone. With the stock market crashing and all the new taxes coming his way, John knows he will be working for a good number more years.

Ashley recently found herself short of cash and cannot pay her bills, again. As she has done many other times in the past, she e-mailed her Grandfather asking for some financial help. Here is his reply:

"Sweetheart,

I am replying to your request for more money. Ashley, you know I love you dearly and am sympathetic to your financial plight. Unfortunately, times have changed. With the election of President Obama, your Grandmother and I have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our own....the 'Ashley Economic Plan'. Let me explain.

Your grandmother and I are highly productive, wage-earning taxpayers. As you know, we have lived a comfortable life and in return have forgone many things like fancy vacations, luxury cars, etc. We have worked hard and were looking forward to retiring soon.

But this plan has changed. Your president is significantly raising our personal and business taxes. He says it is so he can give our hard earned money to other people. Do you know what this means, Ashley? It means less income for us. Less income means we must cut back on many business and personal expenditures.

One example is, we were forced to let go of our receptionist today. You know her. She always gave you candy when you visited my office. Did you know she worked for us for the past 18 years? I can't afford her anymore.

That is a taste of the business side. Some personal economic effects of Obama's new taxation policies include none other than you. You know very well that over the years your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars in cash, tuition assistance, food, housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc. By your vote, you have chosen another family over ours for help.

Judging from your Email requesting more money, I recommend you call 202-456-1111. That is the direct telephone number for the White House. You yourself repeatedly told me I was foolish to vote Republican. You said Mr. Obama is going to be the people's president and is going to help every American live a better life.

Based upon everything you have told me and things we heard from him as he campaigned, I am sure Mr. Obama will be happy to send a check or transfer money into your checking account. Have him call me for the transaction and account numbers, which by now I know by heart.

Perhaps you now can understand what I have been saying for all my life: those who vote for the president should consider what the impact of an election will be on the nation as a whole, and not just be concerned with what they can get for themselves (welfare, etc.). What Obama voters don't seem to realize is all of the "government's" money he is 'redistributing' to illegal aliens and non-taxpaying Americans (deemed "less fortunate") comes from tax money collected from income tax-paying families.

Remember how you told me, "Only the richest of the rich will be affected"? Guess what, honey? Because of our business, your Grandmother and I are now considered to be the richest of the rich. On paper, it might look that way. But in the real world, we are far from it.

But, as you said while campaigning for Obama, some people will have to carry more of the burden so all of America can prosper. You understand what that means, right? It means that raising taxes on productive people results in them having less money. Less money for everything, including granddaughters.

Congratulations on your choice for "change". For future reference, I encourage you to attempt to add up the total value of the gifts and money you've received from us over the years, and compare it to what you expect to get over the next four years from Mr. Obama. Remember, we love you dearly... but from now on you'll need to call the number referenced above when you need help.

Good luck, sweetheart.

Love, Grandpa

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

'Unfortunate' Situation

Recently Michelle Obama went to serve food to the homeless at a government funded soup kitchen:
Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter $0.00 dollars
Having Michelle Obama Serve you your soup $0.00 dollars
Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving government funded meal while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 Blackberry cell phone $$$$ Priceless