Thursday, October 7, 2010

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Not Ready for Foxnews Prime Time


This was my submission for a remake of the political parties. Since I didn't also knock the GOP, guess I got left on the cutting room floor. Oh, well, it still applies. And it IS funny!!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Gospel Truth!



The Question Should Be: DOES He Think?!


Whatever the case, he obviously doesn't care one hoot about what WE THE PEOPLE think!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Monday, August 16, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Illegal Immigrants BEWARE: Democracy is Served!!


Must be the main course, 'cause it sure ain't an appetizer!!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The New Face of America

I-90 will be closed across South Dakota. They're hauling a 200-ton lump of coal to add PrezBO's face to Mt. Rushmore. They couldn't find a 200-ton piece of shit.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Here it is, PrezBO, in Black and the "racist" color

It's time somebody finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'.... and that's OK..

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP. You have BET.... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March , you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists..

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud.... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET... but getting very close!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

I LOVE IT WHEN THE TRUTH IS FUNNY!

I'm a legal American citizen and I must show my ID when:
1. Pulled over by the police.
2. Making purchases on my department store credit card.
3. When I show up for a doctor's appointment.
4. When filling out a credit card or loan application.
5. When applying for or renewing a driver's license or passport.
6. When applying for any kind of insurance.
7. When filling out college applications.
8. When donating blood.
9. When obtaining certain prescription drugs.
10. When making some debit purchases, especially if I'm out of state.
11. When collecting a boarding pass for airline or train travel.

I'm sure there are more instances, but the point is that we citizens of the USA are required to prove who we are nearly every day!

Why should people in this country illegally, be exempt!!!!!

Why shouldn't we guard our borders as closely as every other country in the world does?

Go ARIZONA !!!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

NO-READ List Goes International!!



Hey, Barack, read federal immigration laws??!!

Friday, April 23, 2010

Whitewashing Yet Another BLACK MARK on Obama Rep


We are witness to little more than the tip of the iceberg of devious deceptions, questionable quotes and lethal lies in the wake of the Obamathon of Sociopathic Socialist Sedation.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I Always Knew He's Get It "In The End"


He wiped out your savings!
He wiped out your retirement!

He wiped out your job!
He wiped out your health care!

He might as well wipe your ass!!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

IT'LL DRIVE YOU TO RUIN!

Introducing...
The 2010 GM (Government Motors) OBAMA


SPECIAL FEATURES:
* This car runs on a lot of hot air, plenty of BS and loads of broken promises.
* It's three unbalanced wheels are designed to speed the driver through tight left turns.
* This deluxe model comes equipped with twin mounted teleprompters programmed to enable occupants to talk their way out of any violations.
* The transparent roof shows the smiles (make that smirks) of the suckers...er, owners.
* Comes in S, M , L, XL and 2X.
* It won't get you to work, but, heck, there aren't any jobs anyway.
ENJOY!!

Thursday, January 7, 2010