Monday, July 27, 2009

The Hardest Lesson America Has Ever Had to Learn

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had failed an entire class.


That class had insisted that Obama's policies would work and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan." All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased, as bickering, blame-fixing and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of everyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will even try or want to succeed.


Hey, PrezBO, Where's MY Job?

To All Company Employees,

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our president and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I'll give it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

The Boss

Saturday, July 25, 2009

PrezBO Cures Racism in a Single Round!

Black and White in Boston to belly up and resolve racism over an Obama beer!

Friday, July 24, 2009


PrezBO acts fast and loose with his mouth in national health care reform and in other matters he knows only enough to get himself and the rest of the country in hot water!

Thursday, July 23, 2009


Yeah, like this is the first time THAT's ever happened!! Hasty health care reform wasn't enough. Now, THIS!! Shooting off his mouth before he knows what he's talking about seems to be the method to his madness! PrezBO's not one to let facts get in the way of his "TRUTH." Oh, and to paraphrase that great American Forest Gump, "Stupidly is as stupidly does!!"


Do you hear a duck?? PrezBO's "cure is worse than the disease" rush to destroy the American health care system is a sugar-coated cyanide pill from a quack doctor on a genocide mission.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

URGENT: America Needs Emergency Enema!!

While PrezBO tries to shove Health Care Reform down our throats, what he's attempting to do to America is aimed at the other end!!

PrezBO's Health Care Numbers Racket

And that "red tape" will end up as red ink in the "average American's" bottom line. Obama is a candidate for Gamblers Annonymous, only he's playing with OUR MONEY!! Can nothing stop this madness??

Thursday, July 16, 2009

The American Dream Becomes the American Nightmare

Making sure rich Americans pay for being rich big time!!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Hey, Michelle, Where's That Leash??

At the G-8, when it comes to "global warming" we have to wonder which "globes" our "president" has his mind on...PrezBO's pants show signs of more than the "Greenhouse Effect."

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Joke's on US!! Franken Prankin' Senate

No, Virginia, this Christmas there's be no gold, no myrrh,
and certainly no Franken-sense!!